America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

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When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.

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Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

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America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

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I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

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A man must properly pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra had to be subsidized.

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