Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

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People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong.

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The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas.

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An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

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Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed.

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Retirement, we understand, is great if you are busy, rich, and healthy. But then, under those conditions, work is great too.

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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

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The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.

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The Vice Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.

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We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

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