To God, thy country, and thy friend be true.
The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.
The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.
The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.
We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.