Pressed caviar has the consistency of chilled tar.

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Grown men have been seen fleeing after reading the menu posted outside.

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Drawn by warm nostalgic feelings for the place and by two sweet little words: ""Open Bar.""

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Kristin Brown looks as though she could have been mailed first-class to New York for about a dollar and a half.

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Scrooge pushed past Mary number 1 and Joseph number 2 in the wings without so much as an ""excuse me"". Typical.

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