Pressed caviar has the consistency of chilled tar.
Grown men have been seen fleeing after reading the menu posted outside.
Drawn by warm nostalgic feelings for the place and by two sweet little words: ""Open Bar.""
Kristin Brown looks as though she could have been mailed first-class to New York for about a dollar and a half.
Scrooge pushed past Mary number 1 and Joseph number 2 in the wings without so much as an ""excuse me"". Typical.