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Tommy Boy

Tommy Fat guy in a little coat.

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Tommy If I wanted a kiss I'd call your mother.

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Tommy Richard, who's your favorite little rascal Alfalfa or is it Spanky

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Tommy You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it

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Richard It's called reading-top to bottom-left to right-group words together into sentences-take tylenol for any headaches-midol for any cramps.

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Tommy Did you hear I graduated Richard Yeah and just a shade under a decade. All right. Tommy You know a lot of people go to college for seven years. Richard I know, they're called doctors.

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Richard Okay... seatbelts. Just put the little thing into the big thing and... I tell ya what. If you don't know how to fasten your seatbelt, just raise your hand and I'll have Tommy Boy here come back there and hit you in the head with a tack hammer because you're a RETARD

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Im Sorrry

im sorry
im sorry for not being there for u when u need me
im sorry for all those tings i seed to u
im sarry u brok my hart
im sorry we did not last long
im soory u only wonted sex
im soory u seed u loved me
im sorry we could not be
im sorry we fot all the time
im sorry we never got a long
im sorry you did not rill like me

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