When I watch TV, I'm embarrassed by some of what's on.
My career is pretty much over. I'm out in the Valley eating soft-boiled eggs.
People enjoy sitting back knowing they won't hear a lot of four-letter words.
I like to work a lot with wood. I make furniture that falls apart. I also sew.
I've never really taken anything very seriously. I enjoy life because I enjoy making other people enjoy it.
Actually, we've done 75 of these shows and every one of them has sold out. But then we buy all the tickets.
Don Knotts was a really big influence, especially on the Steve Allen show. I mean, look at the guy, his entire life is in his face.
If only my folks had beaten me, I could have gotten some material about my miserable childhood. But as it is, I've had a great life.
At first I wanted to be a jockey. I rode horses in Cleveland but I kept falling off and I was afraid of horses. So there wasn't much of a future in it.
You can't TV surf without coming across an Andy of Mayberry episode where you've just got to watch Don as Barney. That's why I put Don in several of my movies.