When I watch TV, I'm embarrassed by some of what's on.
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My career is pretty much over. I'm out in the Valley eating soft-boiled eggs.
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People enjoy sitting back knowing they won't hear a lot of four-letter words.
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I like to work a lot with wood. I make furniture that falls apart. I also sew.
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I've never really taken anything very seriously. I enjoy life because I enjoy making other people enjoy it.
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Actually, we've done 75 of these shows and every one of them has sold out. But then we buy all the tickets.
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Don Knotts was a really big influence, especially on the Steve Allen show. I mean, look at the guy, his entire life is in his face.
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If only my folks had beaten me, I could have gotten some material about my miserable childhood. But as it is, I've had a great life.
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At first I wanted to be a jockey. I rode horses in Cleveland but I kept falling off and I was afraid of horses. So there wasn't much of a future in it.
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You can't TV surf without coming across an Andy of Mayberry episode where you've just got to watch Don as Barney. That's why I put Don in several of my movies.
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