I'm not a role model to my kids. They're a role model to me.
I know the guru route, I know you go sit on a mountain. But screw India. I ain't going there.
Everything, everything, everything! I want to know everything. I want the privilege of being a crone.
If you want a higher power, go to the goddamn sun. Just go to the sun - and stop destroying the ozone layer.
Very few people are original. There's very little original anything out there. Because to be original means you have to stand alone.
You can be fat and love yourself. You can be fat and have a great damn personality. You can be fat and sew your own clothes. But you can't be fat and healthy.
There isn't a theologian in the world who can argue with me on this. God has no gender. If that's the case, then everything needs to be rewritten now, right now.
Hard work - I mean, does anybody use that term anymore? Laziness doesn't fly. It's all in the practice. It does take work and it ain't easy - but man, the rewards!
I had to dance topless for two years to make cash to pay my bills and save some money. But it was very enlightening, by the way. I'm talking about light from the gutter.
We can't be guided - because we're so far from it. We've so destroyed it. We're so far from that that we can't use it. I mean, Jim Bakker heard from God. What a good job he did!