If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

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If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know

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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

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The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

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Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

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If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?

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Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

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If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

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I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.

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Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

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