The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake.
Totalitarianism is patriotism institutionalized.
Dark energy is perhaps the biggest mystery in physics.
If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war.
Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.
Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.
I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind.
One of the nice things about problems is that a good many of them do not exist except in our imaginations.
In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual society we insist they be cheerleaders.
Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.