I can't prove it, but I can say it.
I don't like books, they're all fact, no heart.
Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?
Shamelessness is a wonderful part of the character.
There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.
I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry.
I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.
In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars.
You shouldn't listen to us at all if you're looking for information. We don't take ourselves seriously on any level; we're just comedians.
In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant. One motto on the show is, 'Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.'