Another fine mess you've gotten me into.

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You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led.

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I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.

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If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again.

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If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.

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