When we could split the screen, it was like 'Wow!'.

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In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed.

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Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.

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The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one.

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The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.

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