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Sebastian Seal

Bendy

Bendy is a snake,
Of the most venomous kind.
Dave gave him a toffee,
He thought he wouldn't mind.
The toffee pulled out his fangs,
And Bendy can't kill his prey,
Now he has hunger pangs,
And is filled with terrible dismay.

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Great Barrier Reef

I travelled to the Great Barrier Reef,
A whale was offering day-trip adventures.
He swam very fast and the journey was brief,
But he did a breach and lost his dentures.

Lots of other seals were there,
And quite a few humans too.
There was insufficient coral to share,
It was busier than at London Zoo.

I swam around a bit of coral,
It sparkled in many hues,
If this poem had a moral,
It would be to avoid the queues.

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My Flippers

My flippers are small,
My flippers are light,
My flippers can crawl,
My flippers are white.

My flippers go back and forth,
My flippers go up and down,
My flippers go round and round,
They take me to the town.

My flippers are furry,
My flippers are flappy,
My flippers serve curry,
My flippers are happy.

My flippers go swish and swoosh,
My flippers can wipe the plate,
My flippers like chocolate mousse,
Yeuck, that's not chocolate!

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The Mighty Sea Leopard

The yodel echoes over the oceans,
The Mighty Sea Leopard roars like thunder,
All aquatic creatures quake and flee,
Too terrified to be alone at sea.

But one creature doesn't go,
It's the Sea Leopard's beloved Namako,
Is she a cucumber or a slug?
Who cares with such an ugly mug?

A shark kidnaps the idling Namako,
She gurgles, 'Away from me you foe! '.
The Mighty Sea Leopard roars like thunder,
And soars across the water towards her.

The Sea Leopard lets rip a great yodel,
The shark sees defeat and mustn't dawdle,
Namako is released to avoid a fray,
The Mighty Sea Leopard saves the day.

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Laputa

Inspired by the epic anime,
'Laputa, Castle in the Sky',
I decided to build my own castle,
A castle that would fly!

At first I tested some bricks,
I lobbed them far and wide.
I lobbed them at my owner,
They hit him and he cried.

I tried with lumps of concrete,
And with some heavy breeze blocks.
I got a little despondent,
At the flightlessness of rocks.

But, I persevered.
I worked all day and night,
My owner made a bet that I would fail.
But I was finished by morning light.

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