You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.

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It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

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The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

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The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

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Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.

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We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through.

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Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.

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You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

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One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.

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If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

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