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Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.
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Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
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I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
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Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button.
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Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is we'll find it.
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Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.
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Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
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