Hilda has been a postlady
For 18 years or so.
She really has enjoyed her job
but now it's time to go.
She'll have lots of time to make cakes
and give the grass a mow.
So let's wish her
now she swaps her bike for a hoe,
Hilda's retirement 30 August 2003
Dear June, I was so sad to hear
You had fallen in a pool.
Not only did you hurt yourself
but I bet you felt a fool.
So heal up all those ligaments
keep walking up those paths.
Next time, please try not taking
Sent to June who fell into a pool in Florida whilst taking a snap, hurting herself and June cannot swim.