Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.

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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories -- those that don't work, those that break down, and those that get lost.

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A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday.

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