People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.

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The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.

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When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and fools.

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The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.

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People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.

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New York is the only city in the world where you can get deliberately run down on the sidewalk by a pedestrian.

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It seems to be a law in American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic.

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Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperatelly I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.

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Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.

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Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperatelly? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.

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