I'm lucky not to have a nine-to-five job.
I don't combine proteins and carbohydrates.
Some interviewees you make friends with and some you don't.
Being a mother is hard and it wasn't a subject I ever studied.
College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.
I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced.
I've told so many lies about my age I don't know how old I am myself.
Nannies love working in our house because they never know who's gonna walk through the door.
I am lucky to have good Polish skin that doesn't wrinkle so I might be around for a few years yet.
I can't do anything too serious like Saddam Hussein, but I would like to do Bill Clinton. That'd be fun.