When I did sports cartoons, I used to uh, go to fights.

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Naturally, I'm conservative; I'm a Republican. I always was.

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And uh, I'm glad that I still have my hands and my eyes to work with.

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And during my college, at the end of the junior year I worked in a mine.

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And, uh, I've got about six thousand cartoons up there, also books and papers.

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Yeah, yeah. I, I don't think I'm always right. But I don't think young people are always right, either.

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It just happened that the public happened to, uh, appreciate the satirical quality of these crazy things.

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I, I don't think anybody's continually happy, uh, except idiots, you know. You know, you have to have little moments of depression.

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And, uh, I did that, and there was nothing more ridiculous to me than finding the weight of the earth because I didn't care how much the earth weighed.

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I didn't write because in the corps I took mining engineering of all things and, you know, they, they graduate a mining engineer as a sort of an illiterate.

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