Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo clinic.

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A good heavy book holds you down. It's an anchor that keeps you from getting up and having another gin and tonic.

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The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'

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