I am no longer a criminal. I gave up that practice years ago.
I kicked off... and things went on from there... down and down.
There has been so much rubbish written up in the papers over the years.
Banks' beer. There's nothing like it! To Brazil. And to Barbados justice.
This book that I just wrote is going to be coming out very soon to Australia.
I won a scholarship with the Brixton School of Building. I screwed around, not putting in a proper attendance.
There's a difference between criminals and crooks. Crooks steal. Criminals blow some guy's brains out. I'm a crook.
It has been rumoured that I was the brains of the robbery, but that was totally incorrect. I've been described as the tea boy, which is also incorrect.
The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk. It was New Year's Eve. And that was about 28 years ago.
I used to have a list of things from my school buddies of what kind of art material they wanted. I'd go up to the West End of London and spend the whole day knocking stuff off.