Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

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I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

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Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

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What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds.

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There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.

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Never raise your hand to your children it leaves your midsection unprotected.

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Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.

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With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!

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Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

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Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

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