Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

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Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.

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Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

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Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

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Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.

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Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

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If you can laugh together, you can work together.

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A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

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To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

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To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

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