There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.
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It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
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It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
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After an author has been dead for some time, it becomes increasingly difficult for his publishers to get a new book out of him each year.
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I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left behind by departing patients than those of any other author.
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I can't bring myself to say, 'Well, I guess I'll be toddling along.' It isn't that I can't toddle. It's just that I can't guess I'll toddle.
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Nothing makes a man feel older than to hear a band coming up the street and not to have the impulse to rush downstairs and out on to the sidewalk.
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Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China is going to end up by wearing all the skin of his left ear from twirling around on it.
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You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.
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Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
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