A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.

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There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.

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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.

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An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.

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In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.

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The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating a complicated piece of machinery with any success.

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A boy can learn a lot from a dog obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

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A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

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A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated.

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