In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

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As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.

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We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born.

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Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous.

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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

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The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon.

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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.

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Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.

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If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came from.

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Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.

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