Red Skelton... I broke into tears when I met him.
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I went to Sirius Satellite Radio and did my show, Rapping With Rip.
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I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead.
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I went to see Harvey again in Fiddler. Harvey's throat is getting better.
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Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.
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I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.
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Marty Richards is an angel on Earth. A producer that does what he says he'll do. He helped me greatly.
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Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard to protect my star!
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