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Richard Lewis

Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.

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I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say.

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I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.

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When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

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My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once.

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