If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!
I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.
I'll tell you the truth; I wanted to leave me for Sid Caesar.
There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.
Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
He's a real loser. He moved into a new neighborhood and got run over by the Welcome Wagon.
Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous people how to eat jello.
When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.