If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!

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I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.

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I'll tell you the truth; I wanted to leave me for Sid Caesar.

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There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.

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Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

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He's a real loser. He moved into a new neighborhood and got run over by the Welcome Wagon.

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Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous people how to eat jello.

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When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.

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