Brandon Boyd of Incubus is hot, but he's too pretty.
David Bowie was awesome the easiest, coolest interview I have ever done.
If we know we're just going to have sex and then ditch the guy, it can be fun.
I think every woman should have a one-night stand. If it's done right, it can be liberating.
I asked each one of them to make out with me and their reactions varied from excitable to horrified.
Paris and Nicky Hilton? Those girls will show up to the opening of a phone book. It's like a big joke.
Women are more likely to have sex and fall in love, which can be tough because that's not the way men work.
I interviewed Johnny Knoxville once. I was kind of scared to interview him because I thought he might be a real jerk, but he was really nice, and I ripped his chest hair out.
When I interview celebrities, I always try to throw them off balance. My favorite is to ask 'em about crazy sex stuff like donkey punches and Monroe transfers. Works every time.
A Fire's Dance
Please, Spare me of this fire's dance,
It takes you up and puts you in a trance,
Love is lost in a war of lust,
Loving me would mean distrust,
Distress, Oh put the fire out,
I can't have you ever,
Not in the Fire's Dance.
Now it's not foolish to say 'i love you',
But in the fire's hands it comes back to burn you,
I can't trust the fire,
I can't have you in the fire's dance.