Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation of which the filing system has been lost?

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I recommend limiting one's involvement in other people's lives to a pleasantly scant minimum.

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One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.

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There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

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Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.

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For an introvert his environment is himself and can never be subject to startling or unforeseen change.

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You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave.

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Even holligans marry, though they know that marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever.

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Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at which the hearer is permitted to laugh.

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Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses.

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