Manners are love in a cool climate.

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Men get laid, but women get screwed.

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Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

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The law is simply expediency wearing a long white dress.

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The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

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If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

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Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are.

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Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave.

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Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.

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Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.

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