This is not the most right I've ever been.

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He was born early. But he was born within a safe range of premature.

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They're not the sharpest people - babies. So, you must be everything to them.

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Not only do I sing to him, I sing entire conversations. You become Jerry Lewis.

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Upstate New York in the middle of October. You can't get more beautiful than that.

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Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption.

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She kind of reminds one of Helen. There's something very similar about Elizabeth Perkins.

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Every time I see Peter Falk in the movie I think that would be great. We'd be fun together.

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The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.

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We have such a long, familiar history with Peter Falk. The minute his mug is on that screen people smile.

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