Before I Met My Wife

I remember I was healthy,
I remember I was fit
I remember how my life once was
before it tuned to shit

I remember I was happy,
I remember it was nice
I remember that I once had sex
before I met my wife.

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Lonely Homely Boy

'I'm just a lonely boy, so sad and so blue
since the day that you left me
and found somebody new.
I'm just a lonely boy, with a sad lonely life,
but I won't be lonely,
with a mailorder wife! .

join in.....

I'm just a lonely boy, unlucky in love,
I'm just a lonely boy, who needs help from above.
I'm just a lonely boy with a mailorder wife
But I'm still so lonely
because she's colder than ice.!

altogether now.....

I'm just a lonely boy, with noone to love,
I'm just a lonely boy, only a mother could love.
I'n just a lonely boy, tears fall as I sit,

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