It's far easier to forgive an enemy after you've got even with him.
If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it.
A man who will not lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings.
We probably wouldn't worry about what people think of us if we could know how seldom they do.
If you realize you aren't so wise today as you thought you were yesterday, you're wiser today.
If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.
You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.
Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators.
Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam.
What a pity human beings can't exchange problems. Everyone knows exactly how to solve the other fellow's.