When there are monsters there are miracles.

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Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.

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Women would rather be right than reasonable.

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Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

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One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

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Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

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Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.

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I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.

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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

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The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.

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