In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.
Whenever I get married, I start buying Gourmet magazine.
If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.
Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.
I try to write parts for women that are as complicated and interesting as women actually are.
What will happen to sex after liberation? Frankly, I don't know. It is a great mystery to all of us.
As far as the men who are running for president are concerned, they aren't even people I would date.
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you.
Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.
My mother wanted us to understand that the tragedies of your life one day have the potential to be comic stories the next.