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Newamba Flamingo

Someone Stole My Cat!

I think somebody stole my cat.
It was here last night before I went out drinking and
having sexual relations with truck drivers.

Now it's not here and the window is open.
I didn't open the window;
I don't know who did.
Was it those aliens that abduct me sometimes,
make me dress up like Marilyn Monroe
and probe my orifices with chopsticks?
Did they come over again?
I told them to leave me alone!

Where did my cat go?
It's gone!
Someone must have taken it.

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