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Lost Plot

I've lost the plot,
My brain has gone to pot,
My future's gone,
I've lost the lot,
‘Good' greed has got the lot!

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The London Riots

The riots there in London:
The polices' fault I guess,
For not repressing all the masses
And keeping the oppressed suppressed!

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Good Morning America

Good morning America how are ya
You may know me as our native son
I’m the spirit of Australia we call ‘Bundy’
You all know me as the Bundy Rum

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Nursery Times- Cinderella

I think Cinderella was a fella!
Nooo, I think you are trying to trick us.
Well, who the heck do you know,
But a fool ‘fairy' fellow,
Who would go dancing in glass slippers?

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Happy Happy

Happy, happy, joy, joy
Let's all sing with the band,
Happy, happy, joy, joy
Let's all clap with our hands,
Happy, happy, joy, joy
Let's all sing this song again,
Happy, happy, joy, joy
Not to have a brain!

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Footy Fun

Ruggerby; thuggery.
We're so not gay; buggery.
Sportsmanship; drinking spree.
Rape and drugs; 'Wasn't me! "

Blood 'n guts 'n broken bones,
Mothers pass to us your sons,
We'll all have some 'Footy Fun':

Ruggerby!

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Water, Water Everywhere

Water, water everywhere,
Over here and over there,
From the sky unto the ground,
Water, water all around.

Water, water everywhere,
There is just too much of it,
Why Lord, do you give so much?
We only asked you for a bit!

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Carrot & Stick

So, Greece is out of money?
It'd make you sick,
It makes me sick.
Now Germany is supposed to pay
For the rich man's honey?
It'd make you sick,
It makes me sick.
The rich men get the carrots,
The poor men get the stick!
It makes me sick!

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Lost In A House Fire

The loss of a child
The loss of a wife
Tis all the same as the loss of your own life
The loss of house and all that's inside
Tis all the same as if your whole soul had died
The loss of temper
Loss of faith and self-control
Tis all the same as knowing you have now grown very old
The loss of all memory when all is becalmed
When you find that your wife and child all safe and unharmed

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Oh Star

Oh Star you are so softly shining in the midnight blue of night
Hypnotising all us humans with your little blue-white light
Star, do you know how far you are from us this very day?
If you could only speak to us I wonder just what would you say?
Though Star you are so far from me out in that blackness that is space
I think your winking, wise serenity is aimed at just this human race.

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