Excuse me Miss
Sam asked a question of his teacher,
He asked it for the stern Miss Meacher,
You wouldn't punish me would you?
For something i that i did not do,
Of course not boy, answered Miss,
Spitting the reply out with a Hiss,
Thats a relief he began to explain,
As i didn't do my homework again.
Gone High Tech
You may noticed, teacher,
I am not in school today,
But the tape deck on my desk,
will record each word you say,
Switch on my laptops webcam,
when you have something to show,
And if you pass out homework,
I've a pager and cell phone,
So i won't be hard to reach,
Since i don't need to be in class,
I'll do my lessons at the beach.