I will not get very far with this attitude.

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The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.

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I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.

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I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.

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Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.

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The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.

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Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

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Adding ""just kidding"" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.

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I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!

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I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little.

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