Nobody bores any man as much as an unhappy female.
All the mistakes I ever made were when I wanted to say 'No' and said 'Yes'.
Charity in the theater begins and ends with those who have a play opening within a week of one's own.
The only credential the City (NY) asked was the boldness to dream. For those who did, it unlocked its gates and its treasures, Not caring who they were or where they came from.
So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o'clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience.