Latest quotes | Random quotes | Latest comments | Add quote

Mike Royko

God tipped the country and all the fruits and nuts rolled west.

quote by Mike RoykoReport problemRelated quotes
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!

Share

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.

quote by Mike RoykoReport problemRelated quotes
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!

Share

It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.

quote by Mike RoykoReport problemRelated quotes
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!

Share

I never went to a John Wayne movie to find a philosophy to live by or to absorb a profound message. I went for the simple pleasure of spending a couple of hours seeing the bad guys lose.

quote by Mike RoykoReport problemRelated quotes
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!

Share

The subject of criminal rehabilitation was debated recently in City Hall. It's an appropriate place for this kind of discussion because the city has always employed so many ex-cons and future cons.

quote by Mike RoykoReport problemRelated quotes
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!

Share

Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don't want to sway anyone one way or another. But if you do, there is one obvious cooking tip: Always remember to remove the bell from the cat's collar before cooking.

quote by Mike RoykoReport problemRelated quotes
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!

Share

Forty years ago, we were on the tail of the Front Page era. There was a different point of view. Reporters and editors were more forgiving of public people. They didn't think they had to stick someone in jail to make a career.

quote by Mike RoykoReport problemRelated quotes
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!

Share
 

If you know another quote, please submit it.

Search


Recent searches | Top searches