The Hot Dog and the Bun
The bun said
to the hot dog
I'm open, come on in
you look like you
could use a rest
come lay down in my den!
The hot dog
took the welcome
and with a sudden jump
he dove into the mustard jar
and spread it on his rump!
I'm ready Mr. hot dog bun
and thank you
for the 'hello'
for just as you look good in tan
I too look good in yellow!
The Beach Boys had their Kokomo..
The Beach Boys had their Kokomo
The Beatles, Drive My Car
Sinatra loves Chicago
Billie Joel's Just The Way You Are
Modonna's Like A Virgin
Cash was the Boy Named Sue
Carly Simon thinks that You're So Vain
Ray Charles Can't Stop Loving You
ZZ Top wears Cheap Sunglasses
Fleetwood Mac tells Little Lies
The Stray Cats want to Rock This Town
And Willie Nelson loves Blue Skies
Elvis loved his Blue Suede Shoes
Tom Petty Won't Back Down
Garth is singing at The Dance
On Johnny's Poor Side Of Town
The turtle and the frog
Said the turtle to the frog
'I wish that I could climb that log'
the frog said in his deepest drawl
'at least you know that you won't fall! '
The fly was busy buzzing round'
then quickly landed on the ground
and as I raised my hand to swat
the fly said..'gimme' all you got! '
In doing what the fly just said
I came down hard upon his head
I raised my hand to see the mess
but all I found was one fly-less
There doesn't seem to be much thrill
in swating flies that don't stand still!