Women Are Like Candy
Women are like candy
Tasty, chewy, randy.
Unfortunately they are also
Sometimes rather bandy.
poem by Michael Emine
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Jungle II
We had a bit of a tumble
when we were in the jungle
and Bobby the rake
had to wrestle a one-eyed snake
poem by Michael Emine
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Helicopter Initiation
I remember my first chopper ride
I remember it with pride
even if I did arrive early
feeling a great big girly
poem by Michael Emine
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Magic Water (Mike-u)
I have a very magic drink
I keep it in my stained-steel sink
And every time she looks, my daughter
says to me 'What Magic Water! '
poem by Michael Emine
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High speed helicopters
All the girls like a chopper ride
they like to ride with pride
at speeds that quite defy death
and leave them slightly out of breath
poem by Michael Emine
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Seven Side On
a universal history of iniquity
plays prose writings and poems
collected poems
collected poems
kindling
globalhead
welcome to the monkey house
poem by Michael Emine
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