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Michael Emine

Women Are Like Candy

Women are like candy
Tasty, chewy, randy.
Unfortunately they are also
Sometimes rather bandy.

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Jungle II

We had a bit of a tumble
when we were in the jungle
and Bobby the rake
had to wrestle a one-eyed snake

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Helicopter Initiation

I remember my first chopper ride
I remember it with pride
even if I did arrive early
feeling a great big girly

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Magic Water (Mike-u)

I have a very magic drink
I keep it in my stained-steel sink
And every time she looks, my daughter
says to me 'What Magic Water! '

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High speed helicopters

All the girls like a chopper ride
they like to ride with pride
at speeds that quite defy death
and leave them slightly out of breath

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Seven Side On

a universal history of iniquity
plays prose writings and poems
collected poems
collected poems
kindling
globalhead
welcome to the monkey house

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