After I got my first laugh on stage, I was hooked.
As an actor, being on autopilot is the worst thing possible.
I got sober because I was worried I was going to die next year.
If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible.
I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not.
I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months.
Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing.
I'm a sensitive guy. If you are a woman and you're in any kind of emotional duress and you write a song about it, I'll buy you album.
I'm a sensitive guy. If you are a woman and you're in any kind of emotional duress and you write a song about it, I'll buy your album.
The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, it's just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers.