The discontented believe that their regrets are about the past.

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Flattery and insults raise the same question: What do you want?

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In psychoanalysis, only the fee is exactly what it seems to be.

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If I play hard to get, soon the phone stops ringing altogether.

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If the world would apologize, I might consider a reconciliation.

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Think carefully before asking for justice. Mercy might be safer.

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Don't stare into a mirror when you are trying to solve a problem.

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Human society sustains itself by transforming nature into garbage.

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Logic and fact keep interfering with the easy flow of conversation.

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First literature came to refer only to itself, the literary theory.

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