Thinking about the universe has now been handed over to specialists. The rest of us merely read about it.

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Promiscuity is like never reading past the first page. Monogamy is like reading the same book over and over.

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I'm being treated like a sex object, cried the lady. No matter. I will take care of it, said Time soothingly.

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Young poets bewail the passing of love; old poets, the passing of time. There is surprisingly little difference.

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Totem poles and wooden masks no longer suggest tribal villages but fashionable drawing rooms in New York and Paris.

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Amazing that the human race has taken enough time out from thinking about food or sex to create the arts and sciences.

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