Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends.

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Middle age went by while I was mourning for my lost youth.

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An omnipotent God is the only being with no reason to lie.

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Money is to my social existence what health is to my body.

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Opportunity knocks, but doesn't always answer to its name.

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To be successful be ahead of your time, but only a little.

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What lies behind appearance is usually another appearance.

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Events are called inevitable only after they have occurred.

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Imagination has rules, but we can only guess what they are.

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People who abhor solitude may abhor company almost as much.

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